Thursday, February 01, 2007

Hugh Hefner lied

Hugh told Kelly Osbourne she wouldn't appear in Playboy because "we don't airbrush that much".

However, Mariah Carey is going to appear on the cover, so presumably they must.

Disappointingly, Carey appears in the magazine wearing a swimsuit. The disappointment being, of course, that she's not wearing a boiler suit and a balaclava.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

From the site (back up at the moment):

"What kind of photos are acceptable?

- Head and shoulders photo, must be recent, clear, in sharp focus, with your entire face visible
- Please ensure you have a neutral expression with your mouth closed and eyes open, looking directly at the camera
- Any applications that do not include a suitable photo will not be accepted"

ROCK AND ROOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

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