It's not fake, it's "confused" - Stone

Aah, so that explains why Joss Stone popped up on the Brits sounding like she was trying out to voice an episode of WITCH: she told Chris Moyles yesterday her accent was "confused". Rather than "put on", of course. Happily, yesterday the accent remembered she was from Devon and not the Valley.

Trouble is, she used it to whine about her hard life:

She then grumbled about how tough it was “flying round the world every three minutes.”

She whined: “I don’t have any time to hang out with anybody. I know people work hard. They wake up early, go to work and come home. I don’t do that, it doesn’t happen.

“I’m just trying to be honest. I’d rather people hate me than lie.”

Nine weeks in Barbados last year, we understand. Either she's gigging really hard there to break into the local market, or else her life isn't really that tough, is it?