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Liam Gallagher: Man of standards
There's so many layers in this morning's £am tale of Liam Gallagher backstage, you could use it to make a good French Onion Soup:
LIAM Gallagher clearly has high standards when it comes to the ladies.
The Oasis rocker blasted one male fan backstage at a recent gig for talking to two (not unattractive) female groupies.
Liam barked at him: "Don't like yours much. You should have gone to Spec Savers, mate."
The Oasis rocker blasted one male fan backstage at a recent gig for talking to two (not unattractive) female groupies.
Liam barked at him: "Don't like yours much. You should have gone to Spec Savers, mate."
So, 3am Girls, being gratuitously rude about women based purely on a superficial (and apparently misguided) summation of their attractiveness shows "high standards", does it?
And why is the bloke hanging around backstage "a fan" while the women are "groupies"?
And... Liam Gallagher? Criticising people for their looks? You hope the women shot back with "yeah, and you should have gone and had a gimp mask fitted, pal."
2 comments:
Bless. Never misses a chance to prove what a boorish waste of trousers he is. His brother was right about Meerkat manor though. We sat through half an hour or so of it yesterday- top quality rodent based entertainment.
Dear Liam,
re: your last album
Don't like yours much. Should have gone emigrated after Morning Glory.
Kind regards,
F
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