Noel Gallagher has been indulging in his favourite hobby, slagging off his brother for not joining him at this week's teenage cancer gig:
“I don’t know why. I asked him and when he replied all I heard was fuck and charity in the same sentence.”
Noel's also been talking about the next Gallagher baby - claiming he's going to "pay" to have it born early (eh?) so it won't share a star sign with Liam.
Astrology, Noel? Astrology?
And then... come on, try and concentrate... he said:
But... but what if the baby has her... no, what if it has your brains and your face... no, what I mean is pretty... flowers... baby... nice... flowers...