Friday, March 09, 2007

When life gives Britney lemons, Kevin Federline mysteriously announces plans to open lemonade stall

Who knew the kinder, gentler Kevin Federline would turn out to just be a guy with his eye on the bottomline. His manoeuvring to ensure the kids could have a place to go to while Mummy is sorting out her... well, her everything turns out to have been a cog in a masterplan: he's reportedly pitching a reality show focussing on his struggle as a single parent.