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A bad week for Simon Cowell
As if rolling his eyes during a speech about the slaughtered of Virginia Tech wasn't enough of a sign that Simon Cowell is starting to lose his touch, it now turns out he's been a little less than careful with his home security, as well. He lent builders working on his "pad in London's trendy Holland Park" (i.e. a flat) the keys - and now someone has waltzed in and carted off his belongings. The police spokesperson has been quick to rip Cowell to shreds in public - indeed, so much did they seem to enjoy it, we suspect their mam might have been on the wrong side of Cowell's tongue in an X Factor audition and this was the coldest, most delicious revenge:
"It was an unwise decision to say the least. You wouldn't believe some of the things Mr Cowell had accumulated over the years that the thieves took a fancy to."
Doubtless Louis Walsh was itching for someone to ring him for a quote.
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As if rolling his eyes during a speech about the slaughtered of Virginia Tech wasn't enough of a sign that Simon Cowell is starting to lose his touch...
He didn't. If you had watched the first five minutes of Wednesday night's show, you'd know that. Gee, looks like you're not a reliable news source.
Well, yes, we're almost certainly not a reliable news source, but...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6NcbOuQKzI
... he rolled his eyes.
This isn't going to turn into another one of those tiresome empty debates - like with Jo O'Meara - where people try to argue that something people saw happening didn't actually happen? The 'Simon Cowell didn't roll his eyes' people are the 'Moon landings on a backlot at NBC' of our time, aren't they?
Oh, and anonymous, I guess by the 'first five minutes' you mean the attempt to salvage the brand at the start of the following programme?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9aiQb96P3o
I guess that might convince someone who watches American Idol...
Just to confuse things, I DID see Simon Cowell roll his eyes, but I'm also one of those whack-jobs who's convinced the Moon landings happened on a backlot at NBC.
Sorry.
"... you wouldn't believe..."
In a similar, nobody would believe that Simon Cowell bats for both sides according to a BBC source yet is strangely reluctant to mention this in interviews. Heaven forfend should there be any non hetero-related items in that burglar's swag bag...
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