Peaches Geldof: The DLT of our times

The Sunday Mirror's Zoe gossip column has a surprising puff for Peaches Geldof's dj career today:

SOME people may slag off Peaches Geldof's DJ-ing, but the feisty teen is having the last laugh.

Love her or hate her, she is raking it in with constant bookings.

After her A-Levels in three weeks, she'll tour the festivals and play in local Camden boozers like The Hawley Arms.

You might be wondering exactly where the news hook is for this. Truth is, there isn't one, but the point of the article suddenly becomes clearer:

When she DJ'd at my party with her best mate Fifi Brown, calling themselves The Trash Pussies, they played a top set of rock classics.

We're sure the Sunday Mirror hasn't sunk to the level yet where it'd insult its few remaining readers by allowing running adverts in lieu of payment for private parties, would it?

Zoe then makes a startling prediction:

Very soon she'll be more famous than her dad, Sir Bob.

Whatever you might feel about Bob, he has organised one of the biggest entertainment events seen in the Western world, and kick-started an enormous charity effort. It's going to take an awful lot of dj sets in grotty upstairs rooms in Camden pubs before Peaches will challenge that.