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Seven days worth of No Rock and Roll Fun.

Ten most-read stories this week:
1. Amy Winehouse is possibly engaged
2. Heather Mills McCartney pornography photos retunr to haunt her
3. R Kelly's sex video heading for open court
4. McFly wave their cocks in gay men's faces
5. KT Tunstall: gay or straight? Or bi? Or pansexual?
6. Eddie Van Halen comes out of rehab
7. Lily Allen changes on trains
8. Girls Aloud aren't anorexic, says label
9. Kerry Katona denies appearing in a sex tape
10. Mouse On Mars & Mark E Smith's Von Sudenfed project surfaces on You Tube

Also this week: After sacking his drummer on-stage, Patrick Wolf announced he was retiring from live performance ... then tried to explain it was all a terrible mistake; Madonna managed to avoid reuniting David with his father on her PR trip to Malawi, but at least managed to avoid kidnapping any other children; Bryan Adams' romantic interlude with Diana has ruled him out of the memorial gig; Paolo Nutini's management suggested that he always sounds as if he's drunk; The Cooper Temple Clause and Popworld hit the end of the road, while Coachella and the Jesus and Mary Chain returned.

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Five years ago we were on honeymoon, so there weren't any posts at all.

We tried to flog you these things, with the promise that they'd certainly make you seem sexier:


No longer stuck in a lift with Noel Edmonds: I Ludicrous collect their 20 Years in Showbusiness


Soundtrack of Our Lives b-sides gems collection gets official UK release


From the extra buzz, we think this might be Feist's almost big breakthrough


Art Brut's album already coming with an extra CD of bonus material, which looks a little desperate to please


Bad news for Bryan Ferry: 1940s anti-Fascist anthems - including Leadbelly's Mr Hitler


... and a sister album of three decades of anti-smoking songs


Bexar Bexar's Tropism: electronic beat-free summer soundtracks in a box


Arrested Development Series 3 box set: Could you really watch this and be inspired to make Roman's Empire?


Pop Punk Loves You 3 includes the Queers


The good, the bad and the Vomited Anal Tract of Grindcore: 77 nasty, brutish and short tracks


"Luke... I said Use The Force... Luke... turn down that bloody stereo...