Working through the permutations

If there is a god - or, perhaps, one bloke behind a desk arranging everything that happens for the celeb magazines - it's starting to look like he's got some sort of version of those flip-books where you can put a nurse's legs and a fireman's torso underneath the head of a farmer. Only he's mixing and matching partners.

Lindsay Lohan and Kevin Federline? Are they kidding us?

How long can it be before the Kevin Federline - Robbie Williams pairing comes up. Not like that, of course, that would be ridiculous. But maybe they could hang out playing soccer together, shirts and skins, something like that?