Good news from Peter Andre's bedside

Yes, the news from the hospital where Peter Andre is being treated for Meningitis is better than anyone could have hoped: he's been told not to do any work until June.

Mind you, since his job seems to involve doing very little other than standing in the background of photos with Jordan in, he might be able to ease himself back in sooner.

There's a wonderful bit in Victoria Newton's report, though: having shared the news of Andre's recovery, she then adds a footnote:

CRUEL rumours circulated yesterday that PETER ANDRE had died in hospital. His aides confirmed there was no truth in the internet whispers.

We're glad Victoria double-checked with "aides" before adding the news of Peter Andre not being dead to a story about his recovery headlined "Brain bug Pete is on the mend". Just in case everyone was confused.