Guy Ritchie "only human"

Frankly, we'd trust a Rav Singh exclusive in the News of The World about as far as we'd trust a crocodile trying to get us to give it mouth-to-mouth, but for what it's worth he's reporting discord in the Ciccone-Ritchie home:

Separate Beds... Separate Lives

Pop queen Madge and film director Guy are having counselling in a bid to save their six-year marriage.

But close pals say both have admitted that barring miracles they'll "call it a day."

"They're in total meltdown and row non-stop whenever they see each other," said one good friend.

Well, there's nothing like going in to marriage counseling having given up before you start, is there?

Rav helpfully offers a bullet-pointed list of where it's all going wrong:

# SLEEP in separate beds and lead separate lives.

# FOUGHT bitterly over adopting baby David.

# ARGUE fiercely over Madonna's controlling behaviour.

# QUARREL over her obsession with the Kabbalah Jewish sect.

Sadly, he doesn't provide any pie-chart breakdown of the various weightings of these causes for concern.

But where is Rav getting this from?

A trusted source at the heart of the Madge camp revealed: "They've been at loggerheads for a while and now hardly do anything together. They're even spending more and more nights in separate bedrooms.

"But they're a united front when their children are involved. This was clearly visible when they were pictured this week out in the park as a family. But behind closed doors they barely speak."

That would be a source trusted by Rav, presumably, rather than by Madonna - as going round telling everyone that your boss is sleeping down the corridor from her husband is hardly gold-star behaviour in an employee.

Amongst a long list of complaints from Guy, apparently, is that even he thought the adoption of David was little more than a publicity-stunt for Madonna. Maybe he's more perceptive than we give him credit for.