Wednesday, May 30, 2007

It's easy to do, Britney

Who amongst us can honestly say they've not, at least once, walked into the wrong toilet? Especially in one of those places where instead of having the standard bloke/blokess pictogram, they've gone with something a little more florid, like a badly translated sing you're trying to cope with when you've had a few refreshing cold drinks.

Still, while we might have had our mouth drop open realising our mistake, what we've not done is, unlike Britney Spears, gone into the wrong gender toilets and been found sick and crying on the floor.

Victoria Newton has a surprisingly detailed eyewitness account:

“Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off.

“She had a room booked at the hotel but was too ill to stay and was begging her bodyguard to take her home.

“She looked a real mess and was sitting on the floor with her head over the bowl throwing up.

“There was vomit down the front of her black dress and around her mouth.

“Britney was on her knees and must have been sick four or five times. She didn’t really seem with it, but I don’t know if she was drunk or not.”

Good lord, Victoria Newton's source, you're able to estimate the number of heaves - presumably from the volume of puke floating in the bowl? - but are unable to make up, sorry, tell if she was drunk or not?

We're keen to discover how "Britney was sitting on the floor" and "on her knees" simultaneously, but then she is incredibly flexible, isn't she?

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