Staging posts

It's never easy coming back, is it? Tina Turner forgot the words to What's Love Gt To Do With It during her out-of-retirement charity date; obviously she could remember Simply The Best as she's probably as sick of hearing that on adverts every five bloody minutes as the rest of us.

Meanwhile, Britney Spears' latest comeback special had a problem when the "backing" tape (i.e. all the music) got stuck, and then her headset fell off. Apparently, Britney was especially upset by all this as she'd been busy learning when to open and close her mouth in time to the words for weeks.