Beckham tries to raise profile

In a desperate bid to try and get herself noticed in America, Victoria Beckham is trying to start a high-profile feud.

By threatening to cut off Eddie Murphy's penis.

We're sure the soccerman's wife having a go at one of the more bankable Hollywood names will be a great help to her in establishing her career, and isn't the most ill-judged piece of fake-controversy-stirring since I'm A Celeb booked John Lydon.