Britney "has bought some doughnuts"

According to the Daily Mail, which read it in a fairly obscure Australian magazine, NW, unto which a friend had unburdened themselves, Britney Spears might be pregnant again. And isn't sure who the proud papa will be.

Of course, you might wonder which of Britney's friends first thoughts upon being told of her EastEnders-esque situation would think "I know... I'll ring up New Weekly in Australia and tell them first."

We're not believing it until we see some evidence of her buying doughnuts.

By the way, yes, the Mail did go with an 'Oops I Did It Again' type headline.