Madonna has, apparently, been so upset by people constantly pointing out she produces 100 times as much carbon than the average, that she decided to issue a statement defending herself. We presume she sent it the Independent On Sunday because it's a smaller paper with a low readership and so requires less trees every Sunday:
Even for a vaguely-worded press release, that's pretty lame response.
Even the Sindy suggested that Madonna's self-education has a way to go:
Undeterred, Live Earth organisers are offering Madonna carbon coaching to help her become greener. She is being encouraged to talk about her personal motivation and inspiration but warned that "speaking out comes with responsibilities - you must do more than what you ask others to do".
No wonder they were trying to find someone else to close the show.
[Thanks to James McCabe for the link]