Not so much jumping to conclusions as swallow-diving

Astonishing news from today's Sunday People:

KATE IN TO HELP KIDS KICK COKE
By Nigel Nelson

Coke snorting celebs like Kate Moss could be asked to front a new Government campaign to keep kids off drugs.

Goodness. Really? The government is lining up Kate Moss to do 'say no to drugs' adverts?

Erm, no:

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith wants showbiz stars to help discourage youngsters from trying deadly Class A substances. It is part of her new 10-year anti-drug strategy which starts in March.

So, there's a possibility that a ten-year strategy might at some point seek celebrity disendorsements during its run. With no mention of Kate Moss at all.