We're certain that this, from 3AM, only needs a few more words to actually make some sense:
The R'n'B ladies' man delivered a crude best man's speech, which had record executives blushing.
Shocked Virgin Radio DJ Christian O'Connell revealed: "He said, 'Isn't it amazing when the girl you fall in love with also gives good ****'."
Of course, it's hard to make a story about Christian O'Connell pretending to be shocked by something Craig David said interesting, but shouldn't the story at least explain where this happened - did Craig David run into Sony's headquarters?
And have 3AM really asterisked out "head"?