Questions that might answer themselves

The Daily Mail is fretting about Charlotte Church:

Why is Charlotte Church hiding away from the world?

Security cameras, 16ft fences, panic buttons - even her own private ambulance on permanent standby. As the big day approaches, just why is the normally extrovert Charlotte Church hiding away from the world?

That's what the paper asks before sharing with its readers a long, detailed listing of the recent troubles of the heavily-pregnant Church.

That might be the answer to the question right there, then.