We're having a bit of trouble buying the lead story in 3AM which claims that Mark Ronson is in a tizzy with Amy Winehouse:
We hear that 31-year-old Mark "hit the roof" after Amy threw a sickie the day before.
What really upset him were the photos of her frolicking in the Caribbean with druggy hubby Blake Fielder-Civil on the day the shoot was scheduled to take place.
Do you really hear that, 3AM Girls? Would Ronson really rather than had a bloodied and tight Winehouse crashing about the set with her Mickey Pearce husband in tow?
He might be annoyed, but surely he understands?
Our source adds: "Amy mentioned nothing about a holiday to Mark who feels totally let down by her. He has done so much for her but now it looks as if it's a one-way street."
A "one-way street" - as if Ronson worked with Winehouse in the first place as a Dianesque act of charity; as if her helping out with his album wasn't returning a favour.