Rootling about in Kylie's ovaries

Oddly, the tawdry story about Kylie Mingoue's fertility (a couple of quotes from "friends" about plans for some unspecified "pioneering" operation and, apparently, a willingness to be a single mother) has been filed by the TV team rather than Newton's team - despite describing Kylie as a "pop princess" in its opening sentence. Perhaps - with the television writers now getting front page stories about singers - this also explains why Bizarre is looking so empty these days.