"And this is where we keep the money..."

Naturally, you have to view the News of the World's report on Madonna and Guy's plans for the adoption inspection visit with a degree of caution, but if there's any truth in their claims, it offers quite a view:

A friend of the couple told us: "They're on tenterhooks waiting for this man to arrive in the UK.[...] To send David back would be devastating and it's something they're determined to avoid at all costs."

And what does that translate into?

The social worker will also be introduced to the rest of their staff who live in two mews houses yards from their front door.
[...]
"They're determined to come across as a perfect little family unit and also show that they've got enough money to buy David every last thing he could ever need."

It's always down to the money, isn't it?