Thursday, September 13, 2007

Britney: It was the hairdresser's fault

A new contender for the growing list of those responsible for the Britney Spears career-wall on Sunday night. To the hotel, MTV, and everyone else we can now blame it on the hairdresser:

An MTV source told The Sun: “The scene in the dressing room before the show was one of absolute blind panic.

“She knew she hadn’t rehearsed enough and was going to mess up the whole show and possibly her career — then she saw her hairdo and it was the final straw.

“She went into a wild rage and started lashing out at everyone — including her stylist.”

Desperate lackeys at the glitzy Las Vegas Palms Casino resort fetched her doctor, who gave Brit the prescription drugs.

The source said: “Britney took enough to floor an elephant. They calmed her down — but were clearly too effective.”

If MTV really did send on a woman to perform knowing she'd been given a large dose of anti-depressants, that would be quite a serious breach of a duty of care.


5 comments:

karlt said...

It also suggests that someone who needs sedating because of a bad hair day probably isn't ready to return to work.

simon h b said...

... although she could probably pick up a cameo role on America's Next Top Model, where each season, this is a programme two staple.

[ Hair stylist to girl with long hair: We're gonna cut your hair real good and short

Girl with long hair: AAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH NOOOOOO!]

Max said...

A girl who has recently shaved her head is lashing out at a bad hairdo??

CarsmileSteve said...

it wasn't the hairdresser! it was the shoe maker

[insert "cobblers!" joke here]

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