The controversial Penstone Kilembe, who may or may not have accepted an airline ticket from Madonna, has been replaced as the Malawian official due to visit London to assess Madonna and Guy's fitness to appoint a nanny to look after David Banda.
Simon Chisale is now going to do the job, although that comes as news to Penstone:
"I am not aware of these developments. I have just arrived from New York and nobody from my office has told me anything. I will be in the office tomorrow," he said.
Oh, dear. Penstone has been out of the loop. There isn't going to be an office tomorrow: