Alice is keen to stress that, when he says The Osbournes made Ozzy look like a pathetic laughing stock, he's talking as a friend:
When that show aired they knew he was just some guy who potters around his Beverly Hills mansion.
It was meant to be some kind of comedy but the audience was laughing at Ozzy, not with him. And as a close friend, that made me very sad."
He might not have lived in a castle with skeletons, but he shares a house with Kelly and Sharon - isn't that horrific enough for you people?