Anthrax hire personal trainer

Anthrax had been planning to reunite with their original singer for a tour next year, but - let's put this tactfully - things didn't work out. So, instead, they've hired a cheap alternative ("given a newcomer a big break"), picking up Dan Nelson, who had been a personal trainer prior to getting the job.

Apparently, Anthrax are now heading for the Glen Miller audience:

"The new songs are the real deal, they're really looking to recreate Anthrax," Nelson said. "They are looking to do something timeless."

Who wouldn't want to hear what an Anthrax for the ages sounds like, eh?