Five years ago today

Having bought a house with a right of way across the land, Keith Richards tried to get the right of way closed down in case it attracted the 'wrong element';
Nik Kershaw had a song rejected by Gareth Gates;
the NME was reduced to giving away free badges;
and Robbie Williams had some sheet music tattooed on his back. Presumably he stood naked with his back to the piano whenever Jonathan Wilkes fancied a sing-song.