Robbie Williams is not a good sport

For reasons which the Sunday Mirror doesn't bother to detail, Robbie Williams' amateur football team has been docked points by the Super Metro League, which has cost it the championship.

Williams, of course, is not happy, burbling away about "unbelievable bias":

"This is a hugely harsh penalty for the team that has fought hard all season and played fair."

Although, of course, they didn't play fair - they took to the field with an unregistered player. The LA Vale line is that they did register him, it was just a "fax problems and documentation" that meant he wasn't registered.

Not, of course, that Williams cares about the technicalities. He's apparently just going to take his ball home and disband the team altogether.