Saturday, December 08, 2007

Two days? How much viagra is Kanye West on?

Kanye West is sponsored by Kleenex:

“I like porno, I ain’t going to hide the truth.

“I could stay in for a good two days with my stash. Can you love porn and be a good Christian? If you’re a normal person you have needs.”

It's an interesting theological question, although one difficult to answer without knowing what porn it is thatKanye's using - obviously, saucy nuns would be a complete no-no.

We're more worried by his belief that normal people lock themselves away to strum the old acoustic guitar for forty-eight hours at a stretch.


2 comments:

Rachel Summers said...

He's just bragging about the size of his stash.

...mine's bigger though. Say, five days' worth. *flex*

James said...

KanyeFact no. 45: 'Kanye Omari West' is an anagram of 'Yea, Moist Wanker'.

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