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Two days? How much viagra is Kanye West on?
Kanye West is sponsored by Kleenex:
“I like porno, I ain’t going to hide the truth.
“I could stay in for a good two days with my stash. Can you love porn and be a good Christian? If you’re a normal person you have needs.”
“I could stay in for a good two days with my stash. Can you love porn and be a good Christian? If you’re a normal person you have needs.”
It's an interesting theological question, although one difficult to answer without knowing what porn it is thatKanye's using - obviously, saucy nuns would be a complete no-no.
We're more worried by his belief that normal people lock themselves away to strum the old acoustic guitar for forty-eight hours at a stretch.
2 comments:
He's just bragging about the size of his stash.
...mine's bigger though. Say, five days' worth. *flex*
KanyeFact no. 45: 'Kanye Omari West' is an anagram of 'Yea, Moist Wanker'.
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