Sunday, January 20, 2008

Rav claims Brit makes pap sole heir

In a story which, clearly, everyone at the News of the World is slightly embarrassed about and has thus been buried in Rav Singh's showbiz blog, Rav announces that Brit is going to find time this week to change her will:

BURNT-OUT star BRITNEY SPEARS is set to add new snapper boyfriend ADNAN GHALIB to her will, I can reveal.

It means that if the car-crash singer dies, Adnan could pocket her estimated $130M (£65m) fortune.

So - let's just assume that there's any truth at all in the heart of this story, if you can strain your credibility far enough to believe that Britney is thinking about popping down to the solicitors and changing her last will and testament - Rav is just assuming that the whole lot will go to Adnan; and, further, that nobody in her family would object to the terms of the arrangement. Perhaps by suggesting, you know, that the "being of sound mind" bit at the top of the document couldn't be substantiated?

Even Rav seems to, obliquely, understand this:
If proof were needed that Britney is losing the plot in her increasingly bizarre life story, then I think this is it.

Yes, an unsourced, half-baked rumour about something which Spears hasn't even done. That's certainly more convincing that many of the things which have already happened, Rav.


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