Over at 3AM, they also headline their Brits coverage with the non-winning of Leona Lewis. As if it wasn't bad enough being passed over four times, we're sure that Leona will be delighted to see her not winning is the key theme of this year's prizes.
3AM's pun is even blunter than Smart's:
... and then went home to call her a Loser. Charming.
Apparently, Paul McCartney's performance was like scrubbing the world's minds with minderasers:
Sir Paul dedicated his Outstanding Contribution finale to his late wife and love of his life, Linda. But he completely ignored Mills in a video montage of his life. The cheeky ex had been begging to come to the ceremony but Brits bosses were warned to keep her away.
Really? How odd he didn't choose to feature the woman he's in the middle of fighting in an acrimonious divorce in his best bits clips show.
It's not quite "erasing her from his life", though, is it? Not until the cash transfer goes through.