Darkness at 3AM: Noel gets guns
Noel Gallagher's a working class lad, right, he's a man of the people, yeah?
Only, according to Tom Meighan (apparently Kasabian have become so successful at channeling Oasis they're now acting as the Gallagher's spokesmen) via 3AM, he's taken up country sports:
"He sent me a text about going shooting in America, and about how scared he was of shooting himself.
"I've not heard from Noel in a while, so as soon as he's finished recording in LA it would be nice to meet up and find out what happened. He was going to get some guns and rifles I think. It was supposed to be a leisurely day out or hobby to get stuck into."
"I've not heard from Noel in a while, so as soon as he's finished recording in LA it would be nice to meet up and find out what happened. He was going to get some guns and rifles I think. It was supposed to be a leisurely day out or hobby to get stuck into."
Now, we know that getting hold of shooters isn't unknown in some of the suburbs of Manchester, but it'll be interesting to see if Noel attempts to balance his claims to be the same man he was when he was growing up with his new-found desire to bag a brace of grouse for fun.
Elsewhere, the 3AM Girls are puzzled at not being loved by the people whose lives they rifle:
Ok, we'll try to put it down to a bad case of PMT - but WTF is up with the Sugababes? Keisha Buchanan led her boyfriend Dean, along with bandmate Amelle Berrabah and her fella Freddie Fuller, in a chorus of childish hisses at us as we left the 27 Dresses premiere.
Fairly strange considering we've been nothing but supportive of the girls ... but we can go off people you know, Keisha.
Fairly strange considering we've been nothing but supportive of the girls ... but we can go off people you know, Keisha.
You've got to love columnists whose job involves sniping at people calling other's behaviour "childish", and the little bit of threat.
As if to illustrate the point, the 3AMies then call Keisha fat:
Perhaps the girls were just tired after their gruelling work schedule - or perhaps Keisha's more annoyed about piling on the pounds.
Not that they'd ever be accused of being childish or anything.
1 comment:
A Gallagher sporting a rifle = a premise for a gun-control public service announce which even the NRA could get behind.
Kind of disappointed there's no accompanying pic of a sock monkey with a water pistol, though.
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