In the interests of being fair, we have to admit the headline on the story about Katie Price getting drunk and needing some help to get in a taxi in this morning's Bizarre is pretty sharp:
Unfortunately, though, this only appears in the paper and on the index page of the site: the permanent page on the story goes with:
- which suggests the Swing Low allusion might have been added elsewhere in the production process.
Looking at some of the other headlines this morning:
... well, it only adds to the suspicion that there was help from outside. "Deyn attraction" doesn't even work as a pun, but at least it's not a single entendre.