Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Noel Gallagher threatened by Kenickie

3AM actually has a decent story this morning, as Noel Gallagher reveals Kenickie waved a knife at him.

Not the band, sadly. Jeff Conaway. Noel recalls:

"Kenickie shouted, 'I've had four back operations, you know.' "So I said, 'So get yourself out of that wheelchair then!' "He said, 'I've had four operations but I can still pull a knife on you.' And he pulled out a big blade.

We thought: 'You're going down, Kenickie.'"

Ah, yes. That would be Noel telling a chronic alcoholic to get out of his wheelchair. Perhaps he thinks he's got healing powers... like god... glowing god... going... going


2 comments:

gibbo said...

Oasis monkey is obviously doing very well, he looks to be travelling first class. Depending on the route, this could mean the ticket cost the price of a small car, a big car or a block of gold the size of a tennis ball and one limb (left arm not accepted on Saturdays or public holidays).

Olive said...

Prosimian. He gets very upset when people call him a monkey.

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