Sunday, March 16, 2008

This week just gone

The ten most-searched on terms bringing people to No Rock this week:

1. Lily Allen Naked
2. No Rock And Roll Fun
3. Darkobit
4. Beth Ditto
5. McFly naked
6. Amy Winehouse sex
7. McFly nude
8. Mariah Carey in Playboy
9. Sperm for tickets
10. R Kelly sex video

If we were Gennaro Castaldo, we'd have been arranging delivery of point of sale material to promote these new products:

The Kills - Midnight Boom Oh, please spare them the curse of Kate Moss

MGMT - Oracular Spectacular Just about avoiding falling into 'overhyped' box

The Monochrome Set - The Independent Singles

Hercules & Love Affair - self-titled

Various - Late Night Tales Picked by Groove Armada including Finley Quaye, surprisingly

Colour & City - Bring Me Your Love

Dirtbombs - We Have You Surrounded

Various - You Don't Know Three discs of Ninja Tune stuff

The Alps - Something I Might Regret enabled fan-funded release

Young Knives - Superabundance We suspect the time for the chances of TYK hitting it big have passed a little and they're now doomed to be 2008's Gomez

Squeeze - Frank 20th anniversary re-release package

Various - NME Classics Ill-conceived mix of punk, mainstream indie and late period Depeche Mode (Did NME really like Enjoy The Silence at the time?)

Landscape Mysteries Aubrey Manning gets to grips with the real mystery of Glastonbury

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