Doherty comes clean

Pete Doherty naked and dripping wet? How could anyone resist?

Oh. Yes. Quite easily.

If you really need Pete's guide to, erm, preparing for going out, get yourself over to YouTube. Reassuringly, you don't get to see his gnarly peppercorn.

We're puzzled as to who'd actually take lessons from Doherty on how to be clean - it's like skincare tips from Lemmy, isn't it?

[Thanks to Michael M]