Are Alice Cooper and the Mighty Boosh writing a musical together?
The NME says yes, they might be:
And then Cooper delivers a "yes, that would be fun, wouldn't it?" style non-committal quote, which seems to be enough to convince everyone it's going to happen. Although who will be underwriting the costs isn't, exactly, clear.
Mind you, we'd love to see John Barrowman and Andrew Lloyd Webber judging the castings on Saturday night TV.