Nacho cheese

Noel Gallagher has made it clear that Oasis won't be playing the O2. He went onto the Chris Moyles Show to condemn the place as being a bit tacky and rubbishy and aimed at the lowest common denominator. Yes, he said that on the Chris Moyles Show:

"You'll see the O2 isn't in there," he pointed out to Chris Moyles on Radio 1. "The O2, it's too corporate! I went there for Led Zeppelin - it was good, but there were people walking around with nachos, it's not rock 'n' roll!"

Oh, god forbid that you should be able to get something to eat during four hours at a venue - it might stop you getting so drunk you decide to chant along with Champagne Supernova. And does Noel only intend to play venues without catering? Or that only sell stale pies? Is he scared of chips and salsa? Could that be it... scared...
... scared of chips and salsa...