Rav loves Liam, too

Rav Singh isn't going to let Gordon Smart have Liam all to himself. Oh, no: Rav admires Liam, too:

LIAM GALLAGHER makes me laugh.

And that's so important, don't you think? But how, Rav, how does Liam make you laugh?

Tickling?

Putting two Wotsits in his mouth and pretending to be vampire?

Oh, no: it turns out it's with his wit:

He’s been ranting about WAYNE ROONEY’s £5million wedding to COLEEN McLOUGHLIN —by bragging his own ceremony cost just £18.

He said: “You’ve got this kid who’s fucking 19 or whatever, who 20 minutes ago was playing for Everton, having a five million pound wedding!

“That to me is just fucking ridiculous. I got married at Marylebone station, er Marylebone registry office. In and out, no fucking about, it cost £18. Reception over the road, it was nice.”

While I'd point out that Liam should probably be more concerned about the overpayment of premiership footballers - and, perhaps, then ask broader questions about why some people get paid much, much more than other people with the inevitable conclusion that Gallagher should be getting taxed at a higher rate, let's just instead point out that Gallagher is comparing the entire cost of the Rooney wedding with the cost of his licence. Okay, maybe it's unlikely that he spent five million in the bar at the reception, it's still not like-for-like.

Anyway, all this amused Rav. And where were Liam and he, when Liam told him this opinion?

"...he told The Times mag.

Oh.