Is Noel Gallagher really writing his own US tour blog, or is it someone from the Oasis organisation trying to make him look good?
Clearly, then, it's not a PR stunt. Unless they really do think that everyone loves a self-absorbed tosser who treats his biggest fans like hunks of shit, even on their wedding days.
What is a bit of a shame, though, is that Ryan Adams is also blogging the tour - he's doing the 'support' slots (much as a slim steel frame supports a much larger building) and had been doing a half-decent job of making Noel and Liam sound quite pleasant people to be around. Maybe he's not asking for photographs.
After Pete Doherty's hat, there's a second day of plane-related trauma as Noel loses a bag in transit:
Oh, how terrible to be so popular you can't buy pants without a fan serving you.
And if you keep telling mothers of the brides to get lost, it's not going to be long before you'll not have to worry... at all... cab for Mr Gallagher... out west, actually... he might need a horse... horseback... bareback... going, going...