Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Unlikely opening lines to music stories of our time: Number one in a series

From PopMatters:

With the respect Maroon 5 is given within the pop music industry, it’s hard to believe the band has produced only two albums.

Respect? Maroon 5? The closest, surely, Maroon 5 get to respect is when giggling small children take care to make sure the spunking cock that they've drawn on Adam Levine's back looks well defined and has a fair level of pubic hair included.


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

"With the respect Maroon 5 is given within the pop music industry, it’s hard to believe the band has produced only two albums."

I guess that's true if you consider the "pop music industry" to consist solely of business men. The sentence makes sense in a "Given the amount of money you have made for us, it's hard to believe that you've only been part of the management team for two years".

BigMisterJoe said...

I actually have a theory that Toploader, Maroon 5 and Orson are all actually the same band, only they all swap instruments under the different monickers. Think about it....

simon h b said...

I think you could be on to something, Joe - with lots of heated meetings before appearances on TV: "why are you wearing the comedy curly wig? This is meant to be the amusing hat day..."

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