Courtney explains the Coogan affair

In an odd life lived in an odd world, even then Courtney Love dating Steve Coogan stood out as especially strange. Now, though Courtney has tried to explain what happened:

"I've seen 24 Hour Party People and my theory on why the whole thing happened is that I had a kind of daddy crush on Tony Wilson. And I transferred to Coogan because he plays WIlson."

It raises the horrific possibility that when they had sex, Love would make Coogan run through a list of options if you've just got back your exam results and they're not what you were hoping for.