Darkness at 3AM: Supporting Lily

Not even attempting to disguise that they've run an item which is just something they've read in the Observer Music Magazine, the 3AM Girls offer sympathy to Lily Allen:

With loads in the bank, worldwide acclaim and a dynamite new album out soon, Lily Allen seems to have it all going for her.

Not so. She has confessed that behind the Smile is a little girl lost - worried about jibes that she is "fat and ugly".

Nothing could be further from the truth, of course.

And the sympathetic headline for this story?

Lil: I have had my fill