Not even attempting to disguise that they've run an item which is just something they've read in the Observer Music Magazine, the 3AM Girls offer sympathy to Lily Allen:
With loads in the bank, worldwide acclaim and a dynamite new album out soon, Lily Allen seems to have it all going for her.
Not so. She has confessed that behind the Smile is a little girl lost - worried about jibes that she is "fat and ugly".
Nothing could be further from the truth, of course.
And the sympathetic headline for this story?
Lil: I have had my fill