Why on earth would James Corden have given Gordon Smart a walk-on part in Lesbian Vampire Killers?
Oh, hang on: could it be the large splash about the film in today's paper with nothing other than "I have a bit part in this" as a hook on which to hang it?
With Smart concentrating on his big film career, it's left to Simon Rothstein to try and find something to say about Katy Perry dressed as a banana:
Still we’re sure most will go bananas for Katy’s look.
Oh well. Maybe next time.