Michael Jackson is healthy

Despite what the Sunday Express might have told you, Michael Jackson isn't looking to have his lungs replaced:

Dr Tohme Tohme said in a statement issued to Reuters that stories claiming the singer was unwell were not true.

He added that author Ian Halperin made the claims to promote his unauthorised biography of the 50-year-old singer.

"The writer's wild allegations concerning Mr Jackson's health are a total fabrication," he said.

Although, of course, last month when Jackson's people told the High Court that he was too unwell to travel to give evidence, back then he was seriously unwell. Since then he's got so much better, though. Fighting fit.