Darkness at 3AM: They've got the other one

Hey, if Gordon is putting the weight of Bizarre behind one of Ant and Dec, isn't that an unfair fight? How can Dec hope to compete unless he, too, can have some awkward, badly posed photographs with clunking gossip columnists?

Phew. Thank god for the 3AM Girls, rising to the occasion with not just an awkward shot, but one that is out of focus and features a guy who we spent some time peering at before we realised he was meant to be a George Michael lookalike.