Daily Mail notices woman with job, man with job, don't work in same place

It takes quite a lot to make me have any sympathy for Gwyneth Paltrow and/or Chris Martin, but the Daily Mail manages it, with this:

Gwyneth Paltrow heads for Hollywood - without husband Chris Martin

By Katie Nicholl

It wasn't going to be long before tongues started wagging following the news that Gwyneth Paltrow was heading to LA without her husband, Coldplay frontman Chris Martin.

And what were those wagging tongues saying, exactly? Something like "is Katie Nicholl really holding down a job at a national newspaper when she doesn't seem to understand that Chris Martin is off touring the far east at the moment, and so unlikely to be able to travel to Hollywood, which is the place where his wife tends to do most of her work, like filming the sequel to The Iron Man?"