The only plausible explanation for this piece on 3AM today is that they think having joke items is a tradition for every day in April, not just the 1st:
There's been Take That, the Spices and Boyzone. Now, it's East 17's turn! Well, a quarter of them, anyway. Tony Mortimer's doing a one-off show next month at the Monto@229 in London.
Where do you start? Where? That a solo gig is not, by any stretch of the definition, a reunion of a band? That East 17 have already reformed and split up again, apparently bypassing the Mirror's crack entertainment team? Or is it best to just sit, head in hands?