Twittergem: Trent_Reznor
Trent was online last night. Trent, not "Trent", as he explains:
Asshole alert: @trent__reznor is a fake.
about 8 hours ago from web
1 underscore = me (occasionally an asshole), 2 underscores = NOT me (full-time, internet-style, coward asshole)
about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
In all seriousness, I have met a number of fragile personalities over the years who have had lengthy online friendships with impostors.
about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
... that shit MAKES ME MAD.
about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
Then they're pissed at me because I'm not who they've been talking to!
about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
And why am I telling YOU and who am I talking to right now?? -losing my shit here. Step away from the TweetDeck, sir.
about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
OK, just one more. FYI I can stop doing this any time I want to.
about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
I figure as long as I TWEET (I feel stupid saying that) LESS times per day than @davenavarro6767 and @amandapalmer I'm OK. Right? Yeah.
about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
SEE! She couldn't HELP but tweet. RT @amandapalmer: @trent_reznor good god. feeling your pain, brother.
about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
And I know somewhere Dave's palms are sweaty... finger hovering over the RETURN button.
about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
OKFUCKITMANIJUSTWENTANDSAWTHISMOVIESINNOMBREANDDRANKAWHOLESHITLOADOFDIETCOKEAND
I'MWIREDASALLHELLANDICAN'TSTOPMYSELFFROMBABBLINGONABOUTNOTHIN
about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
[Follow: twitter.com/trent_reznor. One underscore.]
1 comment:
"I figure as long as I TWEET (I feel stupid saying that)"
Does anyone in the world actually like the word 'Tweet', or at least not feel like a complete tosspot using it? It must be up there with 'Filet-o-Fish' and 'Fruit Parfait' as one of most embarrassing invented terms ever.
Alright, so it was funny once on the Daily Show/Colbert Report Election special.
"What are you doing?"
"Twittering."
"And what are you 'Twittering'?"
"...Tweets."
Apart from that though, ugh.
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